The Canadian Tire

  Announcing: The bicycle built with Canadian Tire wheels.
It is ideally suited for riding in Canada, as it:

• Has Unrivalled Traction on Ice and Hard-Packed Snow;

• Provides Smooth Riding over Dead-Fall Trees;

• Helps you see the Tundra from Many Angles;

• Does Not get Bogged Down In Muskeg;

• Is Practical for Stair Climbing;

• Etc.